Posted by: Author | June 12, 2009

Photo Friday: Prohibition

Photo Friday:  Author’s choice – Prohibition (What can’t you do in your own home town?)

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prohibition

Preparing for this post shocked me. I had no idea there was so much PROHIBITION in Sidmouth. When I took a 4 minute stroll from my house down to the seafront in Sidmouth  the following prohibitions signs were in place:

Thou shalt not ride a bicycle her Or consume alcohol!

 Thou shalt not ... lots of things!

 Let’s zoom in on the small print:

Thou shalt not do lots of things!

Thou shalt not let your dog off a lead ... or drink alcohol (havn't they said that once already?)

 Thou shalt not smoke in the shelter!

 Thou shalt not mess with this life buoy! The life it saves could be yours!

 Thou shalt NOT put the wrong type of rubbish here!

 Thou shalt NOT cycle

 Thou shalt NOT feed the seagulls!

 Thou shalt NOT park here EVER!

 Thou shalt not cycle here - we've told you once already. DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!

 How many times do I have to tell you - DON'T! OK?

 Don't ... just don't, that's all!

 Let’s Zoom in to be sure you know what NOT to do:

DON'T! OK?

 Phew … I’m struggling to remember all these don’ts now … but there’s more!

Just don't walk ... OK? It's safer that way!

 Don't! OK? Just don't!

 When I walked back through Connaught Gardens … there were even more rules and regulations:

DON'T!

 Don't feed the seagulls hee either! You've been TOLD!

 DON'T LEAVE THAT MESS! PICK IT UP!

I’ll  zoom in just in case you didn’t get the message:

OK?

 Don't dump garden refuse!

 Thou shalt not park your coach where you shouldn't in Manor Road Car Park!

Don't come in this way! Just Don't!

Don't!

Let’s zoom in, just in case you didn’t get the message:

just DON'T! 

Don't park in the wrong place in the car park - OK?

Naughty! We've told you NO!

Don't leave the car park the wrong way - OK?

DON'T! We've told you enough times already! DON'T!

 Don't park your car either unless it's withing allowed times!

Dog poop banned! OK? We've told you enough times, haven't we?

 And don't park in private drives either - YOU'VE BEEN TOLD!

 Summary:

There’s a lot to remember: I Must not:

  • Cycle along the Esplanade
  • Skateboard along the Esplanade
  • Leave doog poop anywhere (specifically on the footways, footpaths, verges, roads, gutters or carriage way)
  • Let a dog off it’s lead
  • Take a dog on the beach at specified times
  • Remove shingle from the beach
  • Remove sand from the beach
  • Feed the seagulls
  • Consume alcohol on the Esplanade
  • Play loud music
  • Play a loud musical instrument
  • Mess with life saving equipment
  • Smoke in the shelter
  • Depost business waste in the wrong bin
  • Park incorrectly at the seafront
  • Climb on the rock islands
  • Swim between the rock islands
  • Swim near the rock islands
  • Swim between the groynes
  • Play ball games
  • Walk along the footpath in heavy storms and sea conditions
  • Take unauthorised vehicles on the beach
  • Camp overnight on the beach
  • Sleep on the beach
  • Park coaches where I shouldn’t
  • Park a vehicle in the wrong place
  • Display an invalid parking ticket
  • Fail to display a parking permit when necessary
  • Place the parking ticket anywhere else except the front windscreen
  • Fail to park wholly withing the parking lines
  • Take a lorry into the car park
  • Take a trailer into the car park
  • Take a caravan into the car park
  • Enter the car park the wrong way
  • Exit the car park the wrong way
  • Park in the car park where it says I shouldn’t park
  • Leave a coach/bus with it’s engine running in the car park
  • Sleep in the car park
  • Park in a private road
  • Deposit garden refuse in the wrong place
  • Deposit household refuse in the wrong place

What can I do then? Oh yes, enjoy myself (as long as I can remember the rules I’ll be OK!)

Seriously, I know most of these rules and regulations are deemed necessary, but isn’t Devon County Council being a  tad excessive! These were ALL within 4 minutes walk of my home!

Advance Diary

 Friday 19th June:  Author’s choice -  The Colours of Summer

Friday 26th June: Author’s choice – Looking Down (from a great height perferably – or from an upper window)

Friday 3rd July:   Let me know what topic you’d like by leaving a message in the comments!


Responses

  1. [...] things we are prohibited to do in our own hometowns.  You must check out Jan’s entry at “A Curious State of Affairs” for a mind-boggling collection of prohibitions found within a four minute stroll from her [...]

  2. Oh my gosh, this is hilarious!!!! Only 4 minutes walk?? That’s crazy!!! I’ll have to pay more attention to my own very local prohibitions after reading this! :-)

  3. Great blog today. I am sorry I didn’t get a chance to get out this week – so no blog this week.
    lisa

    Friday 3rd July: fire works

  4. You have quite a lot of rules out there!

  5. I can’t believe you came across all those signs on your walk, it’s funny how things appear when we look at them differently. You probably never noticed your little town was so bossy!


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